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Ten Reasons XBox360 Owners Should Subscribe to XBox Live

1. You can virtually hang out with your friends that you don’t see often in real life.
2. It’s actually easier to quit playing a Live game. There are no checkpoints, no game to save, no boss to kill.
3. It’s a new chapter in video game history. See this post of mine from 2006.
4. Dude, come on. Stop being a hoser.
5. You can listen to angry drunk idiots threaten each other, sometimes going so far as exchanging addresses. “Come on then! Come meet me!”
6. You can torment people who want your gamertag (like students) by refusing to give it to them.
7. I’ll give you a dollar.
8. Someone you know is probably longing for decent people to play with, rather than just skipping from dingus to dorkus, finding no one of intellect or wit in the XBox-osphere.
9. My Blogger archives are all screwed up. (That has nothing to do with XBox Live, but I’m angry about it and I need to vent.)
10. I can complain about Saints Row through spoken words, rather than always through online text! Woo!